Brenda

So I took Brenda back into my life only to discover that her entire body reeked of stale semen, fresh urine, and day-old feces.  At first I thought it was dried crab paste on her panties but when I tasted them I knew right away that she had been sleeping around with the Enemy.  I haven't done anything about it yet but I'm plotting some sweet revenge, like giving her real crabs.  BTW her last name is Velasquez, if anyone cares, and she loves dirty dancing at the slutty bars in Tijuana.  Brenda Velasquez, Brenda Velasquez, Brenda Velasquez . . .