My tube tops

I have a huge collection of post 1950's tube tops.  They are wonderfully tight and rather garish.  A few of them are bursting at the edges.

Yes they are too tight for my body, but if I cared, why would I be telling you?

I'm very happy to have hoarded them because I really can't find them anymore.

I suppose I could sell them to normal sized people if I cut them into thirds.

Tube tops are for easy ladies only, thank you very much.